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#1 What is wrong with Pokemon

One day, Egg was rolling over small animals, when his secretary, Plo came up to him and stretched his ostrich.
"'Morning Plo." said Egg
"Thats bad grammar." said Plo
Egg promptly kicked Plo in his pancreas and herd someone farting in the distance, then turned around so fast he went to the Gobi dessert.
Now that Egg is gone, Plo went to tune his elephant and walked out of the story.
Back at Egg's mansion, Sr. Inge walked into a patch of Pokemon and was rapidly devoured by a washing machine.
Egg came back from the Gobi.
"great scot, looks like i was abandoned!" exclaimed Egg
Then he saw a grassy area
"oh my god! I left my poke balls at the McDonald's!" burped Egg
He carefully proceeded to tune his piano with his secretary.
"hey, I thought i escaped the story!" whined Plo.
"Quiet," punched Egg " we don't want to wake the Pokemon!"
"There are no pokemon in that grass see!" printed Plo as he walked onto the empty grass patch and then witnessed a washing machine scan out Sr. Inge and then swallow Plo.
"Serves him right" laughed Egg.
Sr. Inge then looked Egg up in his Pokedex.
They walked along until they came to a sign.
"This is the way to Kento" said the sign
"shut up" said Egg
As if nothing could be worse, the sign started launching trees at the party and laughing maniacally.
Another Pokemon jumped out and ate the sign.
"Go poke ball!" screamed Inge
a poke ball hit the fat pokemon in the head and ate it and spat out the gizzard.
" ide leave the poke ball there if i weren't you" said Egg
Inge wasn't listening.
He activated his piano key and a master ball appeared
"HOLY what note is that?" built Egg
"A G Sharp" Waited Inge
The master ball captured the poke ball.
"Ill save you!" said the bus
A swarm of walnuts compleatly dismanteled the bus
"New pokedex data will be added for poke ball-Do you want to give a nickname to poke ball?" whispered a unknown voice
"Probably" said Inge
"OK, type it on this keypad" said the voice again.
It handed Egg a keypad somehow
"wrong guy, I caught the poke ball" whined Inge
"Did i say that i ever cared" whined in an angry tone, the voice
"OK ill wait at the other side of these star thingies" said the now annoying voice

***
"You double posted" said Egg
"whatever, did you type the name on the keypad?"

Cried the voice

"OH, i was supposed to type it there? I thought that you type it on my typewriter. You know that typewriter is the longest word you can type on one line of keys on a keyboard?" said an out of breath Inge
"OMG YOU ARE SUCH A FARTHEAD AND IM GOING TO KILL YOU! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" roared the unsean voice
"I know!" said the bus
there was a brief flash of death machines and the bus vaporised.
then Egg kicked the bus to Chile
Then they partied there faces off.
THE END

#2 Vs. MCB
One day Egg was trying to start his electrical picture that he gave Sir. Inge for his Publick Ridicule day, and killed himself. Plo came into the Nuklear powerplant that Egg was commisioning and saw him lying on the floor covered in paper. He called the police. He was taken in for questioning. He was shot for murdering Egg. Inge's bladder exploded everywhere and soaked the police so that Johnny Four Leggs and Veranda could escape. Once they foun a safe place, they said. "No... Egg and plo are dead. And Inge sacreficed himsel for the ultimate sacrifice." Spat Johnny. Then a police raid came in and killed Veranda. A self-detonated suicide bomb blew Johnny out to Svalabard and killed all the police. Then lord Asriel blew a hole in the sky and let the worlds of Runecape and madril into the world. After a long and pixeled fight, the FlyFFians killed all the rogue pixels(runescape) and lord Asriel. They rezzed all Egg's friends. The ENd.

Then Veranda got "Accedentaly" Smacked by a Billposter.

Now The End

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